THE STUN MONSTER STUN GUNS
De Old Effo likes em cuz they are no bs protection and badder than War Zone D

Hey back when the 1st Cav was Airmobile, we used to have a unit of CH-47 choppers (that's cargo helicopters to most of you) that were outfitted with all manner of armament, just as much as could possibly be stuffed in them. An automatic grenade launcher and all the rockets, min guns, cannons and machine guns the things could carry and it was quite a load. Well as I recall we called these things SMOKY and I'm not even sure anymore what the acronym stood for but it sure fit, I think they were also called Guns-a-go-go but what does a grunt know. When they showed up at a fight they would absolutely plow the enemy ground and I'm here to tell ya the fight was over quick. After a few encounters like this, Charlie would pretty much break off the fight and melt away after they heard the sound of the approaching gun ships (the CH-47 made a pretty distinctive noise and they normally did'nt approach a fire fight in progress unless they were SMOKYs). Now that is what you call respect or in the NFL hearin the footsteps.
And somehow it makes me think of the Stun Master 775,000 volt stun gun cuz Just the sound of this thing will scare most attackers away. The Stun Monsters don't sizzle when you test them, they growl, snap and snarl. I tell ya it's kinda scary even when you're the trooper holding it. If they are dumb enough to persist or even foolish enough to actually attack you a three to five second jolt will leave them on the ground in the fetal or even prenatal position. The electrodes on this beauty are wide and will trace a big circuit through your mooks' muscle tissue, guaranteed to fill his veins with lactic acid in short order.

Poppajohn remembers an old customer who used the Stun Master 775,000 volt stun gun against a burglar. I'll call this fellow Ed, I sent a big time Stun Master to, he lived in Orange, CA. but moved to Houston. Managing one of the trendiest nightclubs in town, he got to spend his evenings rubbing elbows with rock stars, actors, and many of the city's elite (believe it or not Houston has a great social scene). His boss converted an old warehouse into a fantasy world for their guests. One Saturday night, Ed couldn't wait to get home. It felt like he'd spent the whole night breaking up arguments and kicking drunken guys out of the club. He was tired as he marched up the walk to his apartment and some thing was funny, then he saw the door was open. As he went inside he reached for his SM775 and just held it next to him under his coat. In the living room was a very large and well built fellow removing his stereo from its table. As for what happened next I can only repeat what I was told by Ed. He said "I was ready to just let him have the stuff and told him to just take it and go (Ed's an old guy like me) but he (the mook) laughed at me, then I thought okay man". As he was carrying out the stereo Ed gave him the works with his stun gun up under an arm. The mook dropped the stereo and swung at Ed as best he could which wasn't very good by then. He reached for Ed and they both went down in a heap, the mook stayed down. As he fell he closed his arm on Ed's 775 and wrenched it away from him pulling out the wrist strap (rendering it inert). It somehow landed on the other side of him and under the stereo doing a number on the 775 (I replaced it for him) but it's job had been done, the mook was curled up on the floor and waited silently until the cops arrived.

As George Washington said a free people should be at all times armed.

So be armed, aware and have a plan Poppajohn (de old fo)

Protect yourself from attackers at close range with the same powerful Stun Master 775000 volt stun gun that Ed used.

The Stun Master 625,000 volt stun gun is an exceptionally high quality stun gun affectionately referred to as "The Stun Monster". The Old Effo believes that the Stun Monster is the worlds most well made, kick butt, hit em in the head with it if ya have to stun gun. You gotta see this puppy to believe it cuz it's a brute. The Stun Monster is Nearly eight inches long two inches wide and crafted of aircraft aluminum not plastic. The electrode prongs are a full 1/4 inch in diameter and will withstand the 625,000 volts with ease. The stun monster is operated with three (count em) nine volt batteries and (in the old effo's words) utilizes a positive contact mounting, this insures that the stun monsters' advertised voltage will always be met or surpassed in actual use. If you wish to own a
smaller easier to carry stun gun or a more powerful stun gun.

Energizer Batteries $2.50 EACH the SM-625 takes three!! click here to order a SET OF THREE